Artist: Unknown Two Door Cinema Club
Title: UnknownChanging Of The Seasons
Album: Unknown Changing Of The Seasons EP
Plays: 49,987
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automatically:

when you’re about to kiss someone and their mouth stinks

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I’m obsessive about listerine strips because of this.

automatically greed
destnycyrus jackdonaghy
ididntkillsamandriel:

uberzers:

anothercaptviridian:

ruraljackdaw:

So we opened the portal to Hell today


#I like how the teacher’s just like #mm

#”What a nice piece of portal #I should have one in my house”
alcomol that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin


goryghastlymeanandcruel:

pretty incredible tony abbott’s been in power a whole year already! feeling so proud of the current situation in my country!

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

flyingscotsman greed


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

That’s the plan

suspnd antoodz
idkgifss parkingstrange


taco-bell-rey:

Accidentally clicking on a porn blog

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"accidentally"

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paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

London tipton’s birthday cake
shawtysdead parkingstrange
  • starbucks cashier: how can i help you
  • me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.
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sergeantjerkbarnes shouldnt


that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

gearstation:

sacredassbutt:

baruchsbalthamos:

Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

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ahem.

hazelnoot

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boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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