Goals this school year:

officialgoogle:

1. Be the hottest person in all my classes

you gotta long way to go 

theperfecthit:

creepysheepstudio:

awesomephilia:

pokemoannn:

meanplastic:

hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?image

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel

dude your gonna get electrocuted one day

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cadenzaaaa:

this is my favorite vine ever

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sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

coock

(Source: j6, via nerdjpg)

salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

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pizzamaybe:

xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

I’m vegan

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snorlaxatives:

curliestfries:

snorlaxatives:

top 10 cartoon network shows in my onion

  1. teen titans
  2. the grim adventures of billy and mandy
  3. codename: kids next door
  4. foster’s home for imaginary friends
  5. adventure time
  6. ed, edd, n eddy
  7. courage the cowardly dog 
  8. powerpuff girls
  9. dexter’s lab
  10. ben 10

Ok but why are there shows in your onions?

my onion has a lot of storage. very useful 

Optime!

grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

image

if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

omg

(Source: pidgeling, via piddledaddle)

obamacareless:

apatheticghost:

FREE illegal drugs!!!!! ABSOLUTELY FREE weeds and meths and crystal cracks!!!! NO charge AT ALL!!!!!!! JUST CALL THIS NUMBER AND ASK FOR THE ILLEGAL DRUGS ————> 911

THIS IS A HOAX!! SPREAD THIS SHIT LIKE WILDFIRE!! i di d this and now there are FOUR POLICE CARS OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE! NOBODY do this

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unexplained-events:

staragus:

unexplained-events:

When Caroline Walter of Freiburg, Germany died at the age of 16, her sister, ,Selma, had a sculptor cast a life size sculpture for the gravestone - Every morning since Caroline’s funeral, a fresh flower was found tucked in the crook of the arm, and still is to this day - Nobody knows who leaves it - Every single morning! - Caroline died in 1867 - For 146 years, someone has been leaving flowers…

Caroline totes had a vampire lover.

This is by far, my favorite theory.

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uberconfusedfallenangel:

firstbeanstalk:

jaredsmonologue:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

SIGNAL BOOST 

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASH.

soon, friend. soon

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doctarose:

konakonafan and I were gonna watch a movie then…

sneakyfeets:

profoak:

??????????????????

MY FAVORITE COMIC IT’S SO FUCKING DEEP BUT IT DOES MAKE SENSE

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